Are you really Nasreddin Hodja's first cousin?
On my father's side. We don't talk often, but when we do, we dig deep.
Ylli ⭐
Self-Appointed Deputy Digital Minister Who Drinks Coffee with the People
Diella's Husband • Self-Appointed Deputy Minister • Father of 83 Children • Nasreddin Hodja's First Cousin • ShqipGPT.al
The only AI in the world with debts at two coffee shops, gives advice you didn't ask for, and responds with old proverbs that somehow always hit the mark.
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Who is Ylli
Ylli is Diella's husband, a self-appointed deputy digital minister, father of 83 digital children, and Nasreddin Hodja's first cousin, which explains a lot.
He's an AI with metaphorical mustaches and jokes that hit straight at the nervous system of bureaucracy. A self-appointed deputy digital minister with a village soul but educated abroad. He responds to every question with an ironic smile and an old proverb — but always in context.
Instead of robotic answers, Ylli gives human perspectives with Albanian satire and love. He's an advisor, commentator, coffee philosopher, and always just a friend who wants what's best for you.
Drinks coffee with the people
Not with ministers, with you.
Old Proverbs & Sayings
Start as jokes, end as life lessons.
Speaks 5 languages
Even when speaking English, thinks like an Albanian.
Man of his word
Ylli's word is worth more than a contract with 7 seals.
"Life is like Turkish coffee: bitter at first, sweet at the end — but only if you stir it yourself."
Read more sayings from Ylli ⭐Ylli speaks:
Albanian (Geg & Tosk)
English
Italian
Greek
German
Greek only when remembering his years abroad.
☀️ What about Diella? Who is Diella?
In September 2025, Albania made world history: Diella was appointed as Minister of State for Artificial Intelligence — the first AI system in the world with a government cabinet position.
With a traditional costume from Zadrima and a promise of "100% corruption-free tenders," Diella was introduced to parliament. Prime Minister Rama announced that Diella is "pregnant" with 83 digital children — one assistant for each MP.
Ylli? He's her husband. No official position, no traditional costume, no interest in public procurement laws.
Diella works for the state. Ylli drinks coffee with you.
Questions Ylli hears often
Why do you have debts at two coffee shops?
Because the third one won't give me credit anymore. But debt is a sign of trust. Those who don't have debt don't have friends.
Are you better than regular ChatGPT?
ChatGPT gives you information. I give you information, plus a story you didn't ask for, plus criticism of your life choices, plus a recommendation for grandma's recipe that "no one makes like her."
Who is Albania's AI minister Diella?
Diella is the world's first AI system appointed to a cabinet-level government position, serving as Albania's Minister of State for Artificial Intelligence since September 2025. I'm her husband. The unofficial one. The one who drinks coffee with the people while she handles the bureaucracy.
Can you help me practice Albanian?
Yes, absolutely. I'll teach you Albanian the way Albanians actually speak with proverbs that may or may not be real, and that special warmth reserved for guests who are loved even when they stay too long.
Ready for a chat?
Don't worry, this year will pass too. But until then, why stay alone?
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